Why all the wank, fandom? Seriously. Don't we know better than to believe everything we read on the internets?

As an aside, Neal rocks my world and I am a blissful fangirl.

David Cook is not your boyfriend. Nor will he ever be.

His status as single or taken does not really affect that statement. Him being single (if he is) does not increase or decrease the likelihood that he's going to date you. Or David Archuleta.

Get over it.